God and All The Shit he has on his Table
It just seems to me that God has a lot of shit on his table. I mean, from what I understand and what little of The Bible I’ve read, that he is omnipotent…meaning he knows everyone’s shit. That is approximately as of today, 7.6 billion people. That is a lot of fucking stuff to remember. Keep in mind that I am not in any way trying to be offensive. The word ‘fuck’ is in actuality a perfect word….a noun…a verb…an adjective that represents, in today’s society, especially political, so much more and then some. So, I’m exploring the saying, adage or whatever, “when one door closes, God opens another door.” Seriously? He has that much time on his hands, what, with parting seas, turning some liquids into other liquids and smiting those that cause harm…I prefer the words from Reverend Scott in ‘The Poseidon Adventure,’ ”God helps those who help themselves.” At some point in time, we need to ‘get our shit together.’ I realize that...